You Have A Boyfriend, But Need A Pig

If you're in Guam, and you're seeking that perfect pig to spoil you rotten, pay your bills, pay for your dates with real men and worship the ground you walk on, drop me a line. I know I'm not going to get any you-know-what, but maybe if I'm good, you'll let me kiss you wherever you want;) plus sized women preferred, and if you have a boyfriend, that's even better.